Dear friends and foes alike,

As the holiday season is approaching fast, we wanted to update you on the latest developments of our site, as well as to introduce a range of new products, in the event that you are looking for a last minute gift for that special partying friend of yours. Our sole promise is that these items are as effective for the holiday comedown as they are during the peak season! In the meantime, please feel free to click around. Your comments are, as always, much appreciated.

paraphernalia™ wishes you all a very special Christmas and the best year of your live. Please party safely, take care of each other, and make sure to stay clear of the Grinch (be it your local law enforcement official or your dishonest dealer)....