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Paraphernalia has followed with excitement the ongoing heavyweight championship fight of the two Georges, regarding drug legalization . On the "left" side is billionaire George Soros, facing, in the "right" trunk, George W. Bush. (see p news)
As usual, the latter does not fight himself, preferring sending others down to the ring. In this case, Dubya is hiding behind House "Loud" Speaker JD Harstert.

Soros is a well know radical Marxist investor best known from making money through drug trafficking, speculation and pre-emptive attacks on third world currencies. His track record includes the famous "Rumble the ruble", "Ring-git in Malaysia" and "From the Pounds to the Quid". Previously fighting under the nickname "the Billionaire Philanthropist", he is now better known as "The Hungarian Jew", "The 527 Tornado" or "The Columbian Drug Lord". His current hobby includes pushing for dangerous drug law reforms that may force schools to force feed lethal chemicals to children. He is also seeking to reward drug users with treatment in luxury fitted, state-funded country clubs.

GWB is a world famous shadow boxer. He is known for his elusive style and stunning ability to become invisible during dangerous bouts, as well as his use of proxy votes, especially during presidential elections. His famous fights include "Absentminded in the Nam", "the September 10 Vacation" , "Kaboom in Kabul!"and "The Second Golf War: Ooops!". He is currently living in a free base called the White House, and is uncle to the famous Noelle Bush (now that was a bad mugshot!). Nicknames are too numerous too mention, but do not exceed the number of brain cells left after all this fighting. His current hobby includes putting children in prison, in order to prevent them from getting access to dangerous chemicals, while also helping them to get a proper education from high school dropouts recycled as prison guards. The presence of rapists, murderers and fraudsters in the same establishment is a useful reminder to the children that we live in a dangerous world.

Paraphernalia won't tell you whom it likes better, but a visit to our library might give you a clue. Hint: His name is George….